Eric was away doing research this weekend - which left me with both kids. This meant they accompanied me pretty much everywhere I went, including the bathroom. (I will be really happy when this phase of parenting has passed.) Here are a few conversations we had...
James: What's that mommy?
Me: It's a tampon.
James: Why did you put the tampon on your penis?
Me (smirking and hoping the derail this line of conversation). Well James, I have a vagina, not a penis.
James: Why did you put the tampon on your vagina?
Me: Because sometimes mommy's need to use tampons.
James: Why didn't you just use toilet paper?
And later...
James: Mommy can I have another tampon?
Me: No James.
James: Why not?
Me: Because mommy needs them and that would be wasting them. Why do you want one?
James: Because tampons are cool.
Oh boy! So many conversation I could never have fathomed having before becoming a parent.
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